मलय हो गए नऔ दो ग्यारह ........

मलय नऔ दो ग्यारह

Dam Good One
All of you who have seen the movie ‘A Wednesday’... will love it...
Commissioner Rathore : kaun ho tum..??? kya pehcan hai tumhari ?
Unkonwn Caller : Kaun hoon mein...mein vo hu jo aaj commitment karne se darta hai, Mein vo hoon jo aaj ghar jaane se darta ha, ye soch ke kahinghar wale pehchanne se inkar na kar de... kahin ghar pahochte hee
MANAGER ka phone na aa jaye… mein vo hoon jo, aaj job change karta hai to sochta hai ki kahin recession mein mujhe company se na nikal de..
mein vo hoon jiski girlfriend usse friday ko dus bar phone karti hai, "kya kar rahe ho..?? kaam jyada hai..?? thak gaye ho..?? " mera haal poochne ke liye ya kaam poochne ke liye nahi, rathore saab... balki vo ye jaanaa chahti hai ki... kahin hamesha ki tarah end moment pe boss ke bulane pe mein saturdary ki date cancel to nahi kar raha... mein vo hoon jo breakfast ke time pe dinner karta hai, lunch time pe breakfast karta hai, dinner ke time pe lunch karta hai.. vo bhi time mil jae to... mein vo hoon jo aksar phasta hain kabhi Interviews ke sawaal mey phasta hai, kabhi Badi companiyon ke jaal mey phasta hai, kabhi boss aur client ke bawaal mey fasta hai. Main who hoon jo kabhi appraisals mein fasta hai kabhi ratings mein.. Main who hoon jo kabhi recession mein fasta hai kabhi NO INCREMENT mein.. Jhagda kisi ka bhi ho marta main hee hooon…
main who hoon jo sochta hai HIKE hoga to parents ko koi gift aur dosto k saath trip maarunga.. aur jab letters aate hain to VARIABLE component k naam pe salary ka total kam hote hee dekhta hoon..
Project office ki bheed to dekhi hogi aapne rathore saab... us bheed mein se koi bhi chehra chun lijie.. mein vo hoon..
I'm the same old...STUPID COMMON BANKER....